BACK TO educate stranges Headline: "Lawmakers ponder the meaning of fish.

BACK TO educate

stranges Headline: "Lawmakers ponder the meaning of fish."

Don't disturb them, or they might start to think on something else.

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Nick Sasuta, a southerly Holland reader, writes:

"A random thought: Wouldn't photos between the walls of a powerful telescope of the equipment left behind during the lunar missions set an end, once and for all, to the claims that man none really landed on the moon?"

No. The best we can do is the Hubble spyglass which can't resolve images onward the moon less than 280 feet across.

Assuming, of course, you purchase the claim that we managed to lay some giant telescope into orbit.

CROS IT along

The Case for cipher Tolerance of Modern School Administrators (cont'd):

A 17-year-old girl at Sunbury Downs Secondary society in Australia was ordered to transport a necklace with a small crucifix pendant because it was not sufficiently "multicultural."

THEY'RE A RIOT

Masoud Shojai-Tabatabai, an organizer of an exhibition in Iran consisting of more than 200 cartoons mocking hebrews and the Holocaust:

"We wanted to challenge European taboos."

Does this include the European taboo against rioting in the public ways almost every day as a sort of pastime?

WHOSE SIDE ARE THEY ON?

of recent origins Item: British security authorities ask the Bush administration to stop leaking details of the foiling of this month's cabal to bomb airliners, saying the leaks jeopardize their anti-terrorism work.

Who are the traitors responsible for these leaks?

single MISSTEP DESERVES ANOTHER

We Have Seen the ready and It Does Not Work:

Scientists have lay the foundation of that chemicals used to replace fluorocarbons that had been depleting the ozone layer may, in cause to deviate contribute to global warming.

bow DUCK GOOSE

recents Headline: "Kerry calls Lieberman the fresh Cheney."

just discovereds Headline: "Lieberman invites Kerry forward hunting trip."

Sorry. Made the secondary one up.

MANCHESTER BABY, MANCHESTER

of the present days Item: "Democratic Party leaders have vot to leapfrog of the present day Hampshire in the 2008 presidential nominating calendar, scheduling Nevada's caucuses between. . ."

Someday the time may arise when what happens in strange Hampshire stays in New Hampshire.

GAS MONEY?

fresh Education + the Criminal Mind =

The getaway car of a man who robbed a convenience store in Birmingham, Mich., ran disclosed of gas during a police chase sum of two units blocks away from the store, police said.

POLITICAL CORRECTION

Tom Hanahan III, a Chicago reader, reports the brimming beaker sticker: "FIGHT ERRORISM."

MIRACLE OF WATER

stranges Item: Tree with miraculous water bubbling from it in San Antonio, Texas, is erect not to have been a miracle from Jesus yet a case of its foundations having tapped into a city water line.

freshs Item: Miraculous sweet seawater at a beach near Mumbai, India, is establish not to have been a miracle from Allah yet a case of inflows of revived water from heavy rainfalls and toxic pollutants.

Score it a draw.

TKO

recently made knowns Item: Man in St. Louis finds image of Virgin Mary in drip pan of his George Foreman grill.

Oh not at all mind.

ANNOYING B CREATIVE

Jack Finarelli, an Arlington, Va., reader, regarding other readers mentioning spam messages with sender's names including Trombone K Laotian and Unvoiced B Flexe wants you to know that he has been spammed on Flames J. Trapdoor and Bandit J Sniftered.

HERE THERE EVERYWHERE

From Poor QT's Almanack:

onward this day 139 years ago was born Charles Jenkins, who invented the conical drinking cupful and airplane brakes but in no degree did find a way to maintain focus in his work.

THITH CATH HATH HOLTH

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Further reportth, ath developmentth warrant.

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