Ellen DeGenere has jok about to what extent demanding movie stars can be on-set: "Where's my trailer? I want water.

Ellen DeGenere has jok about to what extent demanding movie stars can be on-set: "Where's my trailer? I want water. Fill my trailer with water!" still stars can be pretty annoying off-set too. In fact, since they're nowhere clog enough to sic their bodyguards upon us, we'll just say it: Celebrities are spoiled. They take cause to deviates dating Greek shipping heirs and Jared Leto. They complain about pres coverage, until they stop getting it. They squander $1,300 on Creme de la Mer moisturizer, and then beg us to try it.

Still not convinced? Consider this anecdotal evidence:

A LOUSY MILLION BUCKS?

Tori Spelling gives nepotism a bad name. Not satisfy to cruise through life as a surgically altered heiress, Tori had her legendary father, Aaron Spelling, bribe her some fame with a part on "Beverly Hills, 90210." Since then, Tori has dabbled in gay movies, faux reality television and marriage. With her father in succession his deathbed, Tori went public with her family squabbles. Now, a "source choke to the actress" has told persons magazine that she will inherit les than $1 million of her dad's $300 million estate. "It's disheartening to her," said the source. exclaim us a river, babe.

nearest TIME, STICK WITH A GIFT CERTIFICATE

Young Scarlett Johansson is talented, beautiful and same difficult to buy for. She told the modern York Times' Style section, "Robert Redford gave me a silver bracelet, which I cherished. And I haven't gotten anything lately that was like that. The studio will transmit you a wilting fruit basket or a certain quantity of mediocre champagne or maybe the newest iPod. a certain number of people get cars -- that would be nice, nevertheless will they also pay for my parking?" Hey Scarlett! We'll pay for your parking, if you'll stop talking.

HELPLESS AND HEARTLESS

Mariah Carey has a reputation for being a diva, and she has no shortage of paid enablers. She was photographed last December at an album signing for her hit "The Emancipation of Mimi." She had a brunette assistant onward hand to provide beverages, clutch the glass for her, and actually place the straw in her opening while she sipped. Carey doesn't drive anymore, either. She told a radio station that she is "always too distracted returning the radio to another station and putting forward lip gloss."

HELL in succession WHEELS

Jaime Pressly the trashy star of "My Name Is Earl" and united of the "Poison Ivy" results must have gotten accustomed to riding in mode of address In May, she complained when a white limousine plucked up to take her to a party. "What is this, prom night?" she whined.

DO THE CRIME, IF YOU DON'T MIND THE TIME

Michelle Rodriguez ("Lost") has a troubl history with the law. lately she was convicted of given to intoxication [i]or[/i] drink driving in Hawaii and chose a jail doctrine over community service. Rodriguez was released after just 65 hours behind bars. "It was an amazing experience," Rodriguez said. by what mode did she rehabilitate herself? "Drawing pictures for everybody onward their shirts. Writing poetry. I'm not surprised they kicked me public early." Hmmm, the first of many "amazing experiences"?

DOGFIGHT!

smooth celebrities have to stand in line for the bathroom at novel York's Bungalow 8. Unless, of course, you are a star of Stephen Dorff's stature. Dorff, who has graced the guard in such hits as "Feardotcom," "Space Truckers" and a Britney Spears video, tried to shoulder his way to first urinal rights. It took Jeremy Piven to stop him. "I can do what I want!" Dorff said. "You're a has-been!" Piven retorted. "At least I am a movie star. You're sole on TV! Cable TV!" Dorff said. "Can't we all pee in peace?" we say.

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