FRIDAY "Stargate SG-1" (8 pm Sci-Fi): "Stargate" knocks out 200th- episode candles forward a 10-year birthday cake with a grab bag of winks to the sci-fi series and unexpectedly culture.

FRIDAY

"Stargate SG-1" (8 pm Sci-Fi): "Stargate" knocks out 200th- episode candles forward a 10-year birthday cake with a grab bag of winks to the sci-fi series and unexpectedly culture. Richard Dean Anderson get backs for the episode. There's a wedding, zombies, Furlings and send-up of "Star Trek" "Dawn of the Dead" and other assorted nut

"Sexual Healing" (9 pm Showtime): An American veteran of the war in Iraq can't earn it on right with his wife, because he's all bottl up through the whole extent of (yikes) killing children. With national novels focused on broad war stories, it takes a sex therapist's present to view (disclosure: Dr. Laura Berman writes for the Sun-Times) to master a good first- person account of the interior battle scars left forward a Marine and his beloved.

SUNDAY

"Teen Choice 2006" (7 pm WFLD-Channel 32): America's preeminent loser Kevin Federline, is among the top-billed performers listed for these awards.

"Nick of recent origins With Linda Ellerbee" (7 pm Nick): Ellerbee talks about for what reason hard it is to be young in "The Worst Years of My Life? Surviving Middle School"

"The Comedy Central Roast" (9 pm Comedy Central): Andy Dick licks celebrities' faces during a razzing of William Shatner. Roasters: Artie Lange, Patton Oswalt, Kevin Pollak, Sharon Stone, George Takei, Lisa Lampanelli and others.

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